Vanilla Alternative Swingers Club – The UK’s Leading Private Lifestyle Experience

A Distinguished Venue for Discerning Couples & Individuals

Vanilla Alternative (VA) is a private members’ swingers club located at The Anchor Lodge Hotel in Tempsford, Bedfordshire. We offer an exceptional atmosphere designed for couples, bi-curious women, single trans members, and a carefully selected number of single men. With a solid focus on consent, elegance, and real connections, VA provides a premium, drama-free environment for adults seeking meaningful lifestyle experiences ().

Prime Location with Understated Luxury

Anchor Lodge Hotel – Privacy Meets Comfort

Nestled on Great North Road, VA utilises the discreet yet accessible location of The Anchor Lodge Hotel. Members enjoy:

• Private access—address details disclosed post-membership

• Secure onsite parking and shuttle services for overnight guests 

• A harmonious blend of country seclusion and transport convenience

Exclusive Membership with Uphill Standards

Vetted & Value-Driven Community

VA operates strictly on membership-only access, ensuring safety, discretion, and integrity. Membership requires:

• Application with identity verification

• A commitment to uphold club etiquette and consent culture 

• For single men, limited entry requiring a formal request (pre-booking mandatory) 

Members sign up for themed events and enjoy full access to VA’s dynamic offerings.

Eloquent Themed Events & Activity Calendar

A Sensual Journey Every Week

VA offers a rich weekly and seasonal event program, including:

• Freedom Friday (Fridays 20:00–02:30): Ultimate opening to the weekend 

• Saturday Seduction: Curated couples and women-only party nights 

• BI Night, Interracial Party, Milf Club, Naughty Neon, and more 

• Themed specials: Halloween, New Year Eve, weekend festivals like Woodcock and WWW Fest 

Each event maintains balanced guest ratios, consent guidance, and a safe, supportive atmosphere.

Sensual Play Zones & Spa-Style Facilities

VA delivers a variety of well-appointed spaces:

• Spacious social lounge with plush seating, licensed bar, and zone lighting

• Multiple play areas including a hot tub, swing, kink-friendly dungeon and more 

• Hotel rooms optionally available on-site, with shuttle access to local hotels 

Facilities are meticulously cleaned and replenished nightly to guarantee immaculate hygiene.

Consent-First Culture & Etiquette

Clear Rules to Nurture Respect

VA’s etiquette is straightforward and essential:

• Explicit consent only—no means no, always 

• Respectful communication—misconduct will lead to removal ()

• Dress code: Smart-casual for men—no gym wear; women are encouraged to wear sexy, confidence-building attire 

• No phones or recording devices allowed in club areas 

These guidelines ensure everyone can enjoy the night with safety, dignity, and decorum.

Booking & Pricing Flexibility

Members can reserve spots through VA’s streamlined portal. Typical pricing includes:

• Couple: £35

• Single woman: £10

• Single man: £40 (limited availability; pre-booking required) 

BYO alcohol permitted with mixers provided—complimentary soft drinks and snacks are also offered ().

Spa-Like Ambience Meets Sensual Relief

The VA environment encourages sensorial appeal:

• Hot tub and swing for intimate relaxation and spontaneous play 

• Diverse play zones mixing kink, exhibition, couples-only, and spa-style relaxation

• Optional hotel rooms doubling as private afterparty suites 

This creates a well-rounded, immersive experience that balances sensual enjoyment with personal care.

Safety, Hygiene & Continuous Care

VA places high priority on member well-being:

• Deep nightly cleaning with fresh towels, protection, and sanitisation kits

• Discreet staff & consent monitors ensuring respectful engagement

• CCTV coverage limited to non-sensitive zones for safety

• Dress and behaviour standards strictly enforced by management

This provides a trusted, worry-free environment night after night.

Why Vanilla Alternative Is the UK’s Elite Choice

VA stands apart through:

1. Rigorous membership and vetting protocols—guaranteeing high guest standards

2. Premium amenities, including spa elements and hotel access

3. Rigorous but fair etiquette, fostering mutual respect and safety

4. Exciting, well-curated events that meet diverse preferences

5. Flexible, transparent booking and pricing, including BYO benefits

Every detail reflects a commitment to elevated lifestyle experiences.

Apply to Vanilla Alternative & Elevate Your Lifestyle

Vanilla Alternative Swingers Club sets a new benchmark for luxury, discretion, and sensual exploration. We invite you to apply, join our welcoming community, and experience nights crafted for connection, comfort, and consent.

Submit your membership application today and awaken your desires in the UK’s most sophisticated lifestyle venue.

Vanilla Alternative – Where pleasure in privacy meets elegance in experience.