Bitastictuesday Swingers Club – A Bold Midweek Celebration of Sensual Freedom

A Premier Lifestyle Experience for Discerning, Open-Minded Adults

At Bitastictuesday Swingers Club, we redefine what a Tuesday night can be. Far from ordinary, our club delivers an exclusive, liberating experience for couples, bi-curious women, and respectful single men who crave authentic connections in a sophisticated, consent-driven environment. Our name pays homage to the celebration of bisexuality, fluidity, and erotic exploration, and every detail of our venue has been designed to reflect those values.

Based in a discreet location in the heart of the Midlands, Bitastictuesday has become an iconic weekly gathering for those who appreciate refined sensuality, open dialogue, and playful indulgence. We are a proud midweek ritual for the lifestyle community.

Stylish, Intimate Venue Designed for Connection and Comfort

Reception and Lounge Area – The Start of Something Unforgettable

Upon arrival at Bitastictuesday Swingers Club, guests are greeted in a warm, modern reception space where discretion and hospitality are paramount. Our reception team provides a seamless check-in process, welcoming all guests with professionalism and charm.

Just beyond reception lies the main social lounge, the heart of our venue. This beautifully designed space features:

• Elegant seating arrangements ideal for casual introductions or flirtatious chats

• A fully licensed bar serving classic cocktails, premium spirits, wine, and non-alcoholic options

• Ambient lighting and curated playlists to set a relaxed, flirtatious tone

• Conversation-friendly zones balanced with more private alcoves for quiet moments

Our lounge encourages interaction in a non-pressured setting where connections grow organically. Whether you’re new to the lifestyle or a seasoned guest, the atmosphere is both welcoming and inclusive.

Themed Playrooms for Every Imaginable Desire

Our club’s interior unfolds into a network of purpose-built playrooms, each designed to offer a unique, immersive experience that caters to a wide range of fantasies, kinks, and preferences. These rooms are intimately lit, soundproofed, and maintained to the highest standards of hygiene.

• The Bi-Fantasy Suite – A focal point of Tuesday nights, this playroom celebrates bisexual and bi-curious exploration in a safe, enthusiastic environment

• The Couples Retreat – A romantic, secluded space ideal for partners to reconnect or explore with others

• The Group Play Gallery – An open-plan room with multiple beds, mirrored walls, and plush textures that invite shared experiences

• The Voyeur’s Alcove – For those who love to watch or be watched, this room features observation seating and transparent partitions

• The Sensory Den – Equipped for light bondage, sensory play, and erotic exploration with tools such as silks, cuffs, blindfolds, and massage oils

• The Shadow Room – A dimly lit area for anonymous encounters with respectful guidance and gentle boundaries

Every playroom includes free condoms, lubricants, wipes, tissues, and clear signage that emphasizes the importance of consent and communication.

Bitastictuesday Signature Events – Every Tuesday Is an Invitation to Explore

A Midweek Lifestyle Experience Unlike Any Other

We proudly host a weekly event that’s become a fixture in the lifestyle community. Our Bitastictuesday events are curated to amplify the celebration of bisexuality, fluidity, and sexual freedom while providing structure, safety, and sensual atmosphere.

What to Expect on a Bitastictuesday Night:

• Doors open at 7:30 PM, welcoming guests into a space designed for mingling and warm-up

• Ice-breaker games and guided introductions for newcomers and regulars alike

• Optional guided tours of the venue for first-timers

• Themed room activities such as soft-play introductions, strip dice, body painting, and fantasy scenes

• Consent Circle Briefings – brief sessions reinforcing club policies on touch, verbal cues, and respectful withdrawal

• Full access to all rooms and the social lounge until 1:30 AM

Our event model is rooted in clarity, respect, and shared enjoyment. We maintain a carefully managed guest ratio to ensure a comfortable dynamic throughout the evening.

Membership-Only Access for a Safer, More Exclusive Community

Bitastictuesday Swingers Club is operated as a private, members-only establishment, ensuring every guest shares our values and respects the sanctity of our space. This allows us to foster a high-quality, drama-free community built on trust.

Membership Tiers:

• Couples Membership – Full access to all Tuesday events, ability to pre-book rooms, and priority invites to special one-off events

• Single Female Membership – Always welcomed and celebrated, with full access to all events and zero-entry fee nights

• Selective Single Male Membership – Highly restricted and only available to those who have passed a vetting process, orientation session, and behavior screening

New members must complete an online application, undergo identity verification, and sign a formal code of conduct agreement covering boundaries, etiquette, and non-negotiable rules regarding consent.

Lifestyle Workshops and Educational Enrichment

We’re committed to offering more than just erotic encounters. Every month, Bitastictuesday hosts educational sessions and experiential workshops designed to foster personal growth and relational depth.

Topics include:

• The Art of Erotic Communication and Boundary Setting

• Understanding Bi-Attraction and Navigating Labels

• Consent and Non-Verbal Cues in Sensual Spaces

• Group Play Dynamics and Emotional Aftercare

• Introduction to Sensual Massage and Touch-Based Connection

• Power Dynamics and Role Play in the Lifestyle

Sessions are hosted by certified sex educators, lifestyle veterans, and licensed therapists, and are open to all members by reservation. These are ideal for both newcomers and those deepening their journey.

Hygiene, Safety, and Consent Protocols That Exceed Expectations

Your health, comfort, and personal safety are non-negotiable. At Bitastictuesday, we operate with exceptional hygiene standards and strict consent enforcement policies.

• Full sanitisation of every playroom before and after use

• Clean linen, fresh towels, gloves, and body-safe products in all rooms

• Private changing areas, lockers, and showers available for all guests

• Staff trained in consent monitoring, conflict de-escalation, and first aid

• Zero-tolerance for inappropriate behavior or pressure tactics

We provide consent ambassadors on-site every Tuesday who are available to mediate, check in, and support guests who need clarity or space. Respect is not optional—it’s the foundation of everything we do.

Private Room Bookings and VIP Services

For those seeking a more tailored experience, Bitastictuesday offers exclusive room bookings and personalized service options:

• Reserve a private suite for a guaranteed quiet space throughout the evening

• Book a guided fantasy scene facilitated by trained scene hosts

• Champagne service and curated playlists on request

• Group room reservations for friend circles or established poly groups

All bookings are managed via our secure member portal, with pre-arranged add-ons available to enhance your night.

Booking, Location, and Venue Access

• Events take place every Tuesday from 7:30 PM – 1:30 AM

• Advance booking is mandatory via our member portal

• Location: Midlands-based, with the full address released only upon confirmation

• Transport: Free on-site parking, discreet entry, and taxi zones nearby

• Accessibility: Fully wheelchair-accessible with private facilities for all genders and bodies

Our location has been carefully chosen for ease, privacy, and accessibility, allowing guests to attend without concern or exposure.

Join Bitastictuesday – Where Midweek Becomes Magical

At Bitastictuesday Swingers Club, we’ve created a space where fluidity is honored, consent is king, and connection is electric. We welcome everyone who values honesty, openness, and the beautiful unpredictability of shared sensuality.

Join a community that sees Tuesdays not as the start of the work grind, but as the beginning of something exciting, freeing, and fulfilling. Apply for membership and discover what the lifestyle looks like when it’s built on intention, elegance, and exploration.

Bitastictuesday Swingers Club — where your desires don’t wait for the weekend.